The creepy pairs poll

I'm calling it that out of respect for those who get squicked out by the notion of calling some of these pairs "couples." (Truthfully, I can understand that reaction.)

Anyway, here it is, your long-delayed creepy pairs poll! Only three pairs made the three-nominations cut this time. They are . . .

Bradley Headstone and Lizzie Hexam, Our Mutual Friend

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The wild energy of the man, now quite let loose, was absolutely
terrible. He stopped and laid his hand upon a piece of the coping of the
burial-ground enclosure, as if he would have dislodged the stone.


"No man knows till the time comes, what depths are within him. To some
men it never comes; let them rest and be thankful! To me, you brought
it; on me, you forced it; and the bottom of this raging sea," striking
himself upon the breast, "has been heaved up ever since."


Uriah Heep and Agnes Wickfield, David Copperfield

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"Agnes," said Uriah, either not regarding him, or not knowing what the
nature of his action was, "Agnes Wickfield is, I am safe to say, the
divinest of her sex. May I speak out, among friends? To be her father is
a proud distinction, but to be her usband—"


Spare me from ever again hearing such a cry, as that with which her
father rose up from the table!

"What's the matter?" said Uriah, turning
of a deadly colour. "You are not gone mad, after all, Mr. Wickfield, I
hope? If I say I've an ambition to make your Agnes my Agnes, I have as
good a right to it as another man. I have a better right to it than any
other man!"


Bill Sikes and Nancy, Oliver Twist

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"Bill, Bill!" gasped the girl, wrestling with the strength of mortal
fear,—"I—I won't scream or cry—not once—hear me—speak to me—tell
me what I have done!"


"You know, you she devil!" returned the robber, suppressing his breath. "You were watched to-night; every word you said was heard."


"Then spare my life for the love of Heaven, as I spared yours,"
rejoined the girl, clinging to him. "Bill, dear Bill, you cannot have
the heart to kill me. Oh! think of all I have given up, only this one
night, for you. You
shall have time to think, and save yourself this
crime; I will not loose my hold, you cannot throw me off. Bill, Bill,
for dear God's sake, for your own, for mine, stop before you spill my
blood! I have been true to you, upon my guilty soul I have!"

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The poll is on the right side of the page. (Please let me know if you have trouble viewing it, as my own regular browser, Firefox, seems to be having some trouble with it.) You may vote for one couple only, and you have until next Sunday to get your vote in.

Responses

  1. Christy Avatar

    I went for Uriah and Agnes. I find the Sikes and Nancy story to be too tragically common to be the creepiest, though it is appalling, and between Bradley and Uriah, Uriah gets creepiest of all Dickens characters hands-down. (Well, Uriah and Mr. Carker. And Mr. Pecksniff…)

  2. Nina Avatar

    So did I. I think that Bradley is just super dysfunctional (though even that is an understatement), whereas Uriah Heep is just a downright creep in every aspect.

  3. Nina Avatar

    Heheh, I think I see where this poll is going! Now I want to see what Gina has up her sleeves for the poor pair. 🙂

  4. Birdie Avatar

    Has anyone of you ever read ‘Something rotten’ by Jasper Fforde? It describes how the character Uriah Heep became so creepy.

  5. Gina Avatar

    I did read that some time ago, but you know what? I don’t remember the Uriah part! I feel quite embarrassed. But you know how Fforde’s books are — you get so busy keeping track of Mrs. Danvers clones and Shakespeare clones and eradicated husbands and werewolves and dodos and what not, some things slip through the cracks. 🙂 I’ll have to go rummage through it again. Thanks for the reminder!

  6. Christy Avatar

    Oh, I have too, but I also don’t remember Uriah. Hmm.

  7. Birdie Avatar

    Let’s just say it had something to do with the myspeling virus

  8. Tim Avatar

    It all depends upon how you define creepiness in a character: Bradley Headstone isn’t playing with a full deck of cards and has a whole set of loose screws, so in that sense he’s not as creepy as he is deranged. (Run, Lizzie, run!)
    Bill Sykes is evil. His psychopathic personality trumps any creepiness that slips in. And Nancy is a tragic figure and a true heroine.
    That leaves Uriah Heep, who in my opinion has a full plate of creepiness with enough left over for second and third helpings. He and Agnes have the highest creepy couple index.
    Tim

  9. Nina Avatar

    Haha Tim, I couldn’t agree more!
    Gina, if U/A wins, I added some new promotionals to my DC site at Picasa, if you want to use one:
    http://picasaweb.google.com/nibswashere
    🙂

  10. Gina Avatar

    Thanks, I’ll take you up on that!

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